This is past week, 36-year-old goalie Scott Foster Freeze make this emergency debuts in Chicago Blackhawks’ 6-2 win. Because Foster Freeze go from beer league to big league, I now must research how beer is better than steroid that Lancing Armstrong take for years. My interview with Foster Freeze Scott:
Sergei: So, Foster Freeze, you take steroids to make big league Black Hawks?
Scott: Just beer.
Sergei: Nyet, I can’t believe nothing like this. It must have steroid in it?
Scott: Just beer, man.
Sergei: You think beer is better than steroid?
Scott: No question.
Sergei: Is more fun to take than steroid, nyet?
Scott: For sure.
Sergei: But beer is makes your belly big, da?
Scott: Yeah, but it doesn’t shrink your testicles.
Sergei: Da, da, good point.
I make the note.
Scott: Yeah, Sergei, my Old Style beer says: “screw steroids.”
Sergei: Da, da, maybe Old Style has the pints to make?