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Dress Like Hemingway This Summer? “Screw Clothes.”
Mr. Earnest Hemingway? Ever heard of him? The Wall Street Journal penned an article about dressing like the author of Old Man And The Sea this summer. To get more... Read more →
Dancing With: The F.B.I.!
Yeah, check it: as reported by The New York Times, during his back flip, an off-duty FBI agent’s gun fell on the floor from the back of his pants and... Read more →
Supermassive Black Hole: “I’ll wear protection next time.”
This past week, it was reported that a neutrino from a supermassive black hole was detected in Antarctica. Contributing writer Sergei was going to interview the black hole, but he... Read more →
Revenge of a granny’s “I Bare” jacket
New York Times is reporting that the “I Care” jacket is making this revenge on the jacket of the “I Don’t Care.” This is the very important news for Americans,... Read more →